Santa to Banta, "How can you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
Banta: The kid stammers!
Pappu: Do mice give you any trouble?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Than you must have a darn good pussy! Can you let me pet it?
Happy Valentine's day!
Santa: My wife has gone to her parents' because I kept lying.
Banta: So you should always tell the truth.
Santa: What truth? I kept lying on top of her sister.
Girlfriend: Do you believe in puppy love?
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Pappu: Yeah! I've actually tried it once but its ass was too tight.
Pappu was playing 'Ludo' with a girl.
Pappu: If I get 1,2,3,4,5 after throwing the dice, I'll make love to you.
Girl: What? And if the dice shows 6?
Pappu: Haven't you played Ludo before? If it's 6, I throw the dice again.
Santa: My wife of mine is a liar.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister.
Banta: So what's the big deal?
Santa: So, she's a liar. Because I had spent the night with her sister.
Jeeto gifted a Rolex watch to Santa.
Santa: Wow! It reminds me of your pussy.
Jeeto: Do you find it so sexy?
Santa: No! Actually it's loose around my wrist!
Pappu to his girlfriend while on date, "Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less"!
Girlfriend: Really?
Pappu: Yep! And the interesting thing is that your clothes seem to weigh exactly two pounds!
Pinky to her mother, "What is a Nymphomaniac?"
Jeeto: It's a female who's addicted to sex.
Pinky: I see... but what about males who are addicted to sex? What are they called?
Jeeto: ...Men. They're called Men!
Pappu: Can I touch your boobs?
Girlfriend 1: Shut up!
Pappu: Can I touch your heartbeats?
Girlfriend 2: Ooohh! How sweet!
Rishta Wahi, Soach Nai!
