Santa: My wife told me it's about time I grew up and become independent.
Banta: Yeah. She's probably right. What was your reaction to it?
Santa: I nearly choked on her breastmilk!
A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!
Banta: Why did God give protruding sexual organ unlike women?
Santa: So men would have at least some way to shut a woman up!
Q: What do you get when a naked blonde does a handstand?
A: A brunette with a bad breath.
Rajinikanth's 4th law of Motion:
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If you run around a tree (having 1 meter diameter) @ speed of light , you can see your own ass.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress after reading her name tag?
A:'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?
Jeeto in a naughty mood whispers in Santa's ear, "You know what's really dirty?"
Santa in an irritated mood whispers back, "The dishes. And now get the fuck back in the kitchen".
Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu: Fucking!
Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!
Santa: Some people wish their pets could talk. I don't.
Banta: And why?
Santa: They might tell.
Banta: What's the most important question to ask if you want to have safe sex?
Santa: What time will your husband be home?
