Pappu: Two lovers went to see a movie. A mosquito entered boys trousers. Guess, where does it bite?
Bunty: Obviously, his tool
Pappu: Na! It bites on the girl's hand.
Preeto: What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Jeeto: It all depends on where you put the banana.
Santa: I don't get the point of lap dance clubs.
Banta: What's wrong with them?
Santa: If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with my wife.
Q: Why does a blond need a triangle coffin?
A: Because everytime their head hits a pillow, their legs spread.
The teacher was asking students about the names of different sounds made by animals.
Teacher: Dog
Bunty: Barks
Teacher: Cat
Pinky: Meows
Teacher: Lion
Pappu: aah aah F*** me
Teacher: I said lion not 'Leone'
Pappu: Oh Teri!
Angry Banta: You slept with my wife? You Bastard! You are going to pay for this!
Santa: Bullshit! Why should I pay twice?
Pappu walks up to a girl and says, "Wanna play Magic?"
The girl asks, "What's that?"
Pappu replies, "We go to a hotel, have sex and than I disappear".
Pappu asked his father, "Papa, can you please spell the word 'Clitoris' for me?
Santa: Son, you should have asked me last night when it was on on the tip of my tongue!
Pappu catches his parents having sex and asks, "What are you doing?"
Santa: Making a brother or may be a sister for you.
Pappu: Try doggy style. I want a puppy!
Banta: What's the best thing about babies?
Santa: Making them!
