Santa was slapped in the lift by a lady.
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He misunderstood her request of "please press 1".
Banta: I read somewhere that a widower with 9 children married a widow with 8 children.
Santa: How can you call it marriage? It's simply a case of merger of 2 giant fuckers!
Preeto: What do you have when you have two balls in your hand?
Jeeto: Your hubby's undivided attention!
Pappu: Between Me and the Toilet, whom do you love the most?
Girlfriend: Obviously, it's you. But why do you ask such a stupid question?
Pappu: Because you drop your panty so fast for the toilet; but when it comes to me, you really hesitate a lot.
Santa: It's really bothering me that a girl at work has just got silicon implants.
Banta: What's the problem?
Santa: I don't know if I'm going to be able to look her in the eyes again.
This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde girl wearing the tightest jeans he's ever seen.
Finally, his curiosity gets the best of him. So he walks over and asks the blonde, "How do you get into those jeans?"
The young girl looks at him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink".
Santa: If I sleep with your best friend, what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Jeeto: That you are gay.
Santa in Bangkok to a prostitute, "How much?"
Prostitute: 80 dollars.
Santa: American Express?
Prostitute: For 80 Dollars, you can go as fast as you want!
Pappu and his shapely date were parked under a romantic moon.
Placing his hand on her thigh, he whispered, "I love you".
With a deep sigh, the girl replied, "A little higher".
"I love you", came the higher-pitched reply from Pappu.
A blonde, suffering from sore throat, goes to see the doctor. He asks her to sit down.
He gets out his torch and says, "Open wide".
"I can't, the chair's fitted with arms", replied the blonde.
