Santa: What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?
Banta: Dunno.
Santa: My zipper!
Jeeto: I can't believe, you go to a prostitute for sex!
Santa: What do I do when you don't like sex?
Jeeto: It's your fault, you never told me you can pay for sex!
"It's a boy", Pappu shouted. "A boy, I don't believe it. I simply can't believe it"!
And with tears rolling down his face, Pappu ran out onto the streets.
From here on, he swore that he'd never pick up another hooker in Thailand!
Santa: I can judge how attractive a woman is!
Banta: How?
Santa: By simply counting the number of times my wife calls her a whore.
Santa: My wife just told me she's a lesbian.
Banta: That's shocking. What did you do about it?
Santa: I simply asked her whether she can still cook and clean for me.
Q: Why does a blonde wear a tight skirt?
A: To keep here legs closed.
It was just a simple misunderstanding", testified Santa who was charged with indecent exposure.
"Explain that statement", demanded the judge.
"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman, so I simply showed it to her".
A blonde walked into a hardware store, picked up the hinges she was looking for, and went to go pay for them.
The clerk asked her, "Need a screw for those hinges?"
"No, but how about a blow job for the shovel in the back?"
A husband is overjoyed when he discovers that his wife is a virgin. He asks his wife, "I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity.
Wife: Kiss my ass and my Pathan boyfriend.
Pappu: It's just a formality but still I ask - can I marry your daughter?
Father of the girl: Who says it's just a formality?
Pappu: The doctor.
