Jeeto: Do you love me?
Santa: What do you think? That I'm doing push ups!
Santa and his secretary were on a business tour and they landed in a hotel on the same bed in a room.
Santa: Now we are alone in a hotel, should I treat you as my wife or secretary?
Secretary after a little hesitation, "You may treat me as your wife.
Santa rolled over to the other side and went to slept.
Jeeto sat quietly and watched as robbers took away everything from her house.
As thy were Leaving, she cried out:
O hello!
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What about the RAPE?
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead.
Banta: Why men walk more and women talk more?
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Santa: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips.
Girlfriend: Hi! How are you doing?
Pappu: In your absence, by hand!
Santa: Honey, why is the broken condom lying on the sofa?
Tense Jeeto, "Where?"
Then she goes out to check and returns.
Jeeto: For god sake, stop calling our son a broken condom.
Santa: I was so close to having a threesome last night.
Banta: What really stopped you?
Santa: I was short of just two persons.
Pappu: Tattoos are really funny.
Bunty: Why so?
Pappu: If a young lady gets a TATTOO of a Horse on her boobs, by the time she turns 70, it will become a Giraffe.
Banta: The Bible says, "I'll pay for my sins".
Santa: Dunno about you but I already do. Prostitutes, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
