Pappu to his girlfriend, "My penis stopped breathing"!
Girlfriend: What shall I do?
Pappu: Quick, perform CPR(Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation)!
Teacher: Give an example of making mountain out of a mole hill.
Pappu: Wearing padded bra.
Santa: I have only one thing in common with my wife.
Banta: What's it?
Santa: We both hate sucking dick.
Girl: Hey, what's up?
Pappu: If I tell you, then will you sit on it?
Santa: I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing.
Banta: It is indeed embarassing.
Santa: Yep. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal.
Jeeto: I have the pussy so I make the rules.
Santa: I have the dick so I fuck the rules.
Pappu is playing in the street one day when this stranger pulls up in his car.
Stranger: Psssssst! Hey kid!
Pappu: Yeah!
Stranger: I'll give a piece of candy to come in my car.
Pappu: Give me the whole damn bag and I'll come in your mouth!
Pappu: What's the difference between Love, Relief and Belief ?
Santa: Your mom is love, your maid is my relief and I'm your Dad- well that's my belief.
In an English grammar class, teacher asks, "He does not like girls". What is 'HE' in this sentence?
Pappu: He is gay.
A judge charged 10,800 fine to a man held for rape. When asked why 10,800?
The judge replied, "10,000 for rape and 8% entertainment tax".
