Banta: Do you know who are the best goalkeepers in the world ?
Santa: Women, no matter how much and which way you fuck her, your balls will never go in.
Pappu did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him about the reason, he said, "Our Cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull".
"How disgusting! I am sure your father could have done that", the teacher said.
"No ma'm, he couldn't have. Only the Bull could have done it."
Santa and Banta on the brink of divorce, decided to visit a marriage counsellor.
The counsellor asked Jeeto about the problem.
"My husband suffers from premature ejaculation," she said.
"Is this true?" the counsellor asked, turning to Santa.
"Well, not exactly," Santa replied. "She's the one who suffers, not me."
Pappu: What would you do if you got into my bed?
Girlfriend: Is it comfortable?
Pappu: Yes. Very comfortable.
Girlfriend: I'd sleep.
Pappu: Do you like parties?
Girlfriend: Yes, why?
Pappu: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!
Salma was tired of being used from the wrong side by his Pathan hubby!
She got a tattoo made on it:
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P.T.O.
One blonde to her blonde friend, "I took a pregnancy test".
Her blonde friend asks, "And were the questions difficult?"
In a train, Pappu's top berth is taken by someone. And Santa's wife, Jeeto is on the middle berth.
Santa complains to the TT, " A man sleeping over my wife is not giving berth to my son".
Pappu's girlfriend wears sleeveless dresses all the time. On the right arm, she got a tattoo 'C' and on the left arm 'L'.
Pappu: What does it mean?
GF: I am COOL.
Girlfriend: Do you believe in puppy love?
Pappu: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.
