Santa was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in.
Jeeto cried out, "You can't do this to me"!
Santa replied, "I know, that's why I'm doing it with her"!
Pappu: My girlfriend left me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because I kept lying
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on top of her sister.
Jeeto and Santa see a hot girl.
Jeeto: So big, aren't they?
Santa: Yes!
Jeeto: Are they artificial?
Santa: I think natural.
Jeeto: Earrings and Natural?
Silence...
Santa: What's all the fuss about same-sex marriages?
Banta: You know it's becoming quite popular these days.
Santa: What a big fuss? I've been married for years and I keep having the same sex.
Santa: I am really having a very bad day.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: A nymphomaniac told me today, "Let's just be friends"!
Doctor: Your knees are all blistered!
Jeeto: Coz of doggy style.
Doctor: Can't you do it any other style?
Jeeto: Oh, I can, but the dog can't!
Pappu: When I meet a girl for the first time I shake hands with my left.
Bunty: But why?
Pappu: I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away.
Santa: When it comes to sex, my wife and I like different things.
Banta: Everyone has one's own likings and dislikngs. How are you different?
Santa: She likes missionary and doggy position. I like my receptionist.
A blonde and her boyfriend were sitting at home one night and became bored. "Hey, let's play a game" she said.
"What game?" was his bored reply.
"Let's play hide'n'seek. I'll give you a blow-job if you can find me."
"What if I can't find you?"
"I'll be behind the piano", replies the blonde.
Jeeto: Do you love me?
Santa: What do you think? That I'm doing pushups!
