Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? She kept having affairs with men!
Pappu: My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt!
Bunty: How could you give her 12 inches?
Pappu: I fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a Cricket bat.
Jeeto: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
Santa: Not all of them. Only those who have big mouths and small dicks.
Santa was making love to his wife. And a good 15 minutes passed, with no result; then 25 minutes; and then 40 minutes. Both were sweating profusely.
Jeeto looked up and said, "What's the matter, darling? Can't you think of anyone else, either?"
Pappu: Dad, what did you wear for safe sex?
Santa: A wedding ring.
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Why do girls dress to impress boys?"
Girlfriend: We dress only to "out-dress" other girls. If we were trying to impress boys, we'd run around naked.
Santa: My wife hasn't really been up for sex lately.
Banta: You must be damn frustrated?
Santa: Not really, sometimes I wake her up during the act.
Santa: I am suffering with loose motions.
Doctor: Have you tried lemon?
Santa: Yes, I have but when I remove it, they continue.
Santa: I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.
Banta: That's a real long time!
Santa: Yeah! I really wonder how she does it.
Bunty: What's the difference between dark and hard?
Pappu: It stays dark all night.
