Santa: I've learnt that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
Banta: What after 15 minutes?
Santa: After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
Preeto: It's hard to be good.
Jeeto: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.
After Banta and Preeto got married, Preeto was at the drug store looking at the men's toiletries. A store assistant comes up to help her and asks if she needs any assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant for my husband, but I don't know what type he uses".
Store Assistant: Is it the ball type?
Preeto: It's for his underarms.
Jeeto says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac".
Doctor: I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is 500 rupees an hour.
Jeeto: How much for the whole night?
A midget casually walked up to a sexy blonde and said, "Hey, what do you say to a little fuck?"
"Hello little fuck", the blonde replies casually.
Santa: My wife hates it when I snore.
Banta: Who would really love snoring? Even mine hates it.
Santa: It's different with me.
Banta: And how?
Santa: She hates it while we're having sex.
Soon after his wife delivered a baby, Santa curiously asked the nurse, "How soon do you think, we will be able to have sex?
She winked at him and said, "I am off duty in 20 mins, meet me in the parking lot"!
Santa: I sent an MMS of my flaccid penis to my wife.
Banta: Why such cheap gesture?
Santa: I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.
Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
So she wouldn't get "Hearing Aids".
Bunty: Why's your dick bigger than mine?
Pappu: Because as a kid, I didn't have toys to play with!
