What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette...?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
Jeeto: Kiss me, Doctor.
Doctor: I can't. We, doctors have an ethics standard that doesn't allow us to kiss our patients. In fact, I really shouldn't even be fucking you!
What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Preeto: Why are men become smarter during sex?
Jeeto: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Banta: Why do we have orgasms?
Santa: How else would we know when to stop?
Santa: Women always say, "all men want is sex".
Banta: Even I think it's true.
Santa: Rubbish, that's a lie. They want head too.
Banta: Is it wrong to have sex before you're married?
Santa: Only if you're late for the ceremony.
Jeeto: I have invented a way of winning every arguement with my hubby.
Preeto: Even I would like to know. Please tell me also.
Jeeto: Argue while being naked, you'll win it every single time.
Pappu: You're not being logical by accusing me of being wrong when it's simply not my fault.
Girlfriend: I have the vagina, therefore, I make the fucking rules and I call the fucking shots.
Santa: Vagina is more like a piece of steak.
Banta: How?
Santa: I like both of them when they're pink, juicy and have no taste of blood.
