A dentist was removing a tooth of Jeeto. Hee said, "M'am, you are holding my balls"!
Jeeto said, "I know, it's just to remind you that we are not going to hurt each other".
Santa while admiring his naked body in the mirror says to Jeeto, "Look, 82 kg Of pure dynamite".
Jeeto: But really shame on the 6 cm fuse.
Pappu: The best curve on a girl is her smile.
Bunty: Really?
Pappu: Lol just kidding, look at that ass.
Pappu: I think my girlfriend has had 61 boyfriends before me.
Bunty: What makes you believe so?
Pappu: She calls me her "sixty second" lover.
Banta: How do you know when you are getting old?
Santa: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Darling, what is rape?"
Girlfriend: It's the wrong man at the right place.
Pappu: My girlfriend and I have recently been in a long distance relationship.
Bunty: But she's in town. I see her almost everyday.
Pappu: F**king restraining orders.
Santa: People criticize me for hiring my secretary for her looks.
Banta: So it isn't true?
Santa: It's crazy allegation bcoz during the interview, I don't remember staring at her face even once.
Jeeto: What happened to your face, Preeto?
Preeto: I was beaten mercifully by my husband, Banta.
Jeeto: Banta? I thought he is out of town these days.
Preeto: Unfortunately, I thought the same too.
Banta was in his apartment wearing only his boxers.
Preeto: Dress up, guests must be coming any moment.
Banta: Let them see me this way, so they know how you feed me.
Preeto: Then take off the boxers also, so they may see that what for should I feed you.
