Q: Why do lawyers and prostitutes do not engage in sex?
A: Because there would be a dispute on who would charge.
Jeeto lying nude on the bed with her legs wide apart asks Santa, "Do you know what it means?"
Santa says, "Yes, it means that you need the whole bed to sleep".
Banta: What's the definition of a 'Lesbian'?
Santa: Yet another damn woman trying to do a man's job!
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and Santa runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Jeeto yells, "That guy just screwed me twice!"
Santa: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Jeeto: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money in gambling," Jeeto told Preeto.
"You didn't do it, did you?", enquired Preeto.
"I have to admit I did... though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months in advance!"
Pappu: What did O say to Q?
Bunty: Dunno
Pappu: Bro, your dick is hanging out.
Santa: How much for a wank?
Prostitute: Rs 700 only
Santa: Thanks. I don't want one, I just wanted to know how much I was saving every night.
Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
Banta: Why?
Santa: He forgot about cleaning.
Guddi: Mom, when I see the neighbour's son, my bra tightens.
Jeeto: Next time, don't wear the bra, his pant would tighten.
Santa: My dick got caught in my zipper today.
Banta: It must be hurting.
Santa: Not at all, that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it.
