Santa to Preeto: SMS me, then SMS me.
Preeto: What's that?
Santa: Stimulate Me sexually and then Satiate ME Sexually.
Pappu: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Pappu: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!
Santa: Love sucks.
Banta: Yep. I agree.
Santa: And, my lover doesn't.
Why did'nt the blonde get pregnant?
She blew it every time.
Banta: What's the definition of eternity?
Santa: The time between, when you CUM and when she leaves.
Santa: I don't understand the concept of "Dance Bars".
Banta: Why?
Santa: If I would ever want a woman to take my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd better stay at home with my wife.
Banta: Why wasn't Jesus born in Punjab?
Santa: It was not feasible, due to resource constraint.
Banta: What do you mean by resource constraint?
Santa: Where in Punjab would they have found "Three Wise Men and a 30 year old Virgin?"
While in school, Pappu went to the loo with his friend, Bunty to take a leak. When he saw Bunty's dick, he exclaimed, "Now I now why your new girlfriend loves your dick so much?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because the teacher taught us to enjoy small things in life.
Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
They can't keep their calves together!
Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
She kept having affairs with men!
