Santa and Banta in their local pub.
Banta: Why are you so upset?
Santa: My neighbour's wife told me that I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.
Breaking News:
Hina Rabbani's husband and his husband, Firoz Gulzar who is a pathan are upset with each other. The bone of contention is Bilawal Bhutto as both like him a lot.
Girlfriend: Sorry, I don't do anal.
Pappu: So bad! Tell me how upset you'll be when your boyfriend cheats on you.
Banta: What's the difference between Cancer and AIDS?
Santa: One can't give Cancer to people one doesn't like!
A blonde enters a Sex Shop and asks for a vibrator.
Salesman: You can select from our range displayed on the wall.
Blonde: I'll take the red one.
Salesman: You can't, that's our Fire Extinguisher!
Santa: I and my wife decided to make our own sex tape.
Banta: Did she agree?
Santa: She was pissed off when I started holding auditions for her part.
Pappu to a girl with big tits, "That's a gorgeous dairy farm you have".
Girl: It's not a dairy farm, it's a poultry farm. It has never failed to raise cocks.
Banta: When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cock- teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?
Santa: A moisturizer.
Santa: I am tired of changing the condom everyday.
Jeeto: Why don't you get your dick laminated like your cell phone.
Santa: My wife is so fucking hot in summers.
Banta: What's the reason?
Santa: Actually, there's no air conditioning in the kitchen.
