Preeto: What's the difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'?
Jeeto: About 3-4 inches.
Pappu: My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Bunty: So what did you ask for?
Pappu: They gave me a wrist watch. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
Phone rings...
Santa: If it's for me then say that I am not at home.
Jeeto answered: He is at home.
Santa: What the f**k?
Jeeto: It was for me.
Banta: Why do women have two holes so close together?
Santa: In case, you miss one.
At a fancy dress party, Jeeto appears nude, painted fully white.
Preeto asks her, "What are you?"
Jeeto replies, "I'm a mint with a hole!"
Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake".
Pappu: I was made by a mistake.
Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying.
Sindhi: Have you ever done it with your girlfriend in the other hole?
Pathan: Are you mad? She'll get pregnant.
Banta: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Santa: When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts vanished.
Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
Because every time the door was opened, she jumped into the back seat.
