Jeeto was undressing in front of her husband. Suddenly she smiled and said, "Dr. told me for a woman of my age, my breasts are in a terrific shape!"
Santa looked at her and said, "Did he say anything about your big ass?"
Without missing a beat she answered, "No dear, he didn't mention you at all".
While having lunch together, Jeeto and Preeto were discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
Jeeto: I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job.
Preeto: Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my 'Asshole' bleached.
Jeeto: Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!
Banta: What's the best thing about babies?
Santa: Making them!
Jeeto walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
Pharmacist: Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?
Jeeto: No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does.
Q: How do you teach Maths to a blonde?
A: Add a bed, subtract her knickers, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!
A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All lawyers are ASSHOLES!"
2nd Man: Hey! I resent that!
1st Man: Why, are you a lawyer?
2nd Man: No! I'm an asshole!
Banta: What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Santa: Salary, it comes once a month and lasts about 5-7 days. And if it doesn't come, you're in big shit.
Banta: What comes after 69?
Santa: Mouthwash.
2 Pathan couples went together for a honeymoon. They exchanged partners on the 2nd night. After 4 hrs, one couple got tired and said, "Let's go and check what the ladies are doing?
Banta goes to a hospital for a periodic check-up, only to be told that he has cancer of the penis. He goes home and beats his wife and shouts angrily, "I told you to stop smoking".
