Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
Pathan's wife: Pathans don't need any contraceptives bcoz they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms!
Pathan's wife: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean.
A guy is screwing a great looking blonde.
The blonde asks, "You haven't got AIDS, have you?"
He replies, "No."
She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that. I don't want to get it again!"
Jeeto: What's the best form of birth control at my age?
Santa: Nudity.
"Just try to relax, this won't take long," said the gynecologist trying to calm the obviously nervous young blonde patient. "Haven't you ever been examined like this before?" he asked.
"Yeah, sure," the blonde replied, "but not by a doctor!"
A girl taps on Pappu's ass and enquires, "How come you have such a strong ass?"
Pappu replies, "One needs a strong hammer to drive a long nail home"!
Banta: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Santa: Milk them both, the one that smiles is the bull.
Santa and Jeeto are watching boxing on TV.
Santa sighs and says, " I'm disappointed! It was all over in 2 minutes!"
Jeeto retorts, "Good! Now you know how I feel!"
Jeeto angrily, "I demand good manners in bed just like at the dining table".
Santa after climbing onto the bed slowly, smiles and says, "Honey, would u pass the boobs please!"
Jeeto was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few grey pubic hair. She bent down and said to her privates, "I know you haven't been getting much lately but I didn't know you were so much worried about it!"
Pappu finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art."
"You better get your canvas ready soon", he panted, "because I'm about to spill my paint!"
