Banta: Tell me a joke in which I'm not involved?
Preeto: I'm pregnant!
Santa enjoyed chasing girls even when he turned 50. Jeeto was asked if she objected to it?
She said, "Why should I be upset? Dogs also chase cars, they can't drive."
Once Rajinikanth had a fight with his wife, he showed her his middle finger & she became pregnant.
Preeto: You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common. Why on earth did you get married?
Jeeto: I suppose it was the old business of opposites attract. He wasn't pregnant and I was.
Santa, newly-married, gives a bouquet of roses to his wife, Jeeto, who is thrilled with Santa's action. She undresses, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs and says, "this is for the roses".
Santa: Why can't you find a vase?
Preeto: My hubby is like cement.
Jeeto: How?
Preeto: It takes him two days to get hard!
Teacher: What came 1st, Sun or Moon?
Pathan: Obviously Moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pathan: If you have Honey'MOON' only then 'SON' would be born!
Santa comes home with an "ice cream brick" and asks Jeeto if she wants some.
Jeeto: How hard is it?
Santa: About as hard as my dick.
Jeeto: OK, then pour me some.
Q: Why did the Pathan farmer take his sheep to the edge of the cliff?
A: They push harder that way.
Teacher: Why are you rubbing oil on your head while I am teaching?
Pappu: Last night, I heard my mum tell my dad, rub oil on the head if it's not going in.
