Santa: My son is very naughty.
Banta: What did he do?
Santa: He made our maid pregnant.
Banta: But he is only 9 years old?
Santa: Yeah, he punctured all my condoms with a pin.
Teacher: Complete the sentence, "Early to bed and early to rise..."
Pappu: This man surely has no interest in his wife.
Preeto: I've got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can't afford to get pregnant!
Jeeto: But I thought you said your husband, Banta, had a vasectomy!
Preeto: He did. That's why I can't afford to get pregnant.
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Jeeto went insane when Santa got arrested for masturbating in public.
Jeeto(yelling): What on earth were you thinking of?
Santa: Not you.
Pappu: Daddy, where did I come from?
Santa: Ask your mother.
Pappu: I did. But I don't think she's telling the truth. She said I came from a bucket.
Santa: Hmmmm! That's about the size of it?
Santa: There's more to my wife than just to cook and clean.
Banta: Please tell me also.
Santa: She can really be useful when my girlfriend is on her period.
