Pappu:Mom, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?
jeeto: Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?
Pappu: The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary.
Santa: I would never go "bungee jumping".
Banta: Why?
Santa: A broken rubber brought me into this world, and it's not going to take me out.
A hot chick looked at Santa's beer belly in a club and said, "Is that Carlsberg or Heineken?" Santa replied, "there's a tap underneath darling, why don't you taste it!"
Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Pappu: Her mouth said NO, but "her ass meant" YES.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door
Santa: Why do you keep getting vasectomies? I believe it's been 6 times. Banta: I have no choice. My wife keeps getting pregnant.
Santa (in a bad mood): Why do you bother wearing a bra? You don't have anything to put in it!?
Jeeto (wryly): Well, you wear briefs, don't you?
Santa: I had a wet dream about you last night.
Jeeto: Wow, what a sea change! Now I am in your dreams also. I am so lucky. What happened next?
Santa: You were drowning.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
