Humans are the only species on earth who have face-to-face sex with the exception of Pathans!
Q: Why do blondes have big belly buttons ?
A: Bcoz of dating blonde guys.
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: When they do the splits they stick to the floor.
Once a mother was buying her blonde daughter a pair of shoes and whilst trying them on, the daughter asks, "Why have they got L and R written on them?"
Her mother replied, "So you know which feet to put them on". Her daughter then says, "Is that why I have "C & A" written on my knickers?"
Santa: My wife often complained about my lack of interest in her family.
Banta: What did you do to counter it?
Santa: I slept with her sister.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.
Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit too mouthful.
A blonde goes over to the "deodorant display window" in a store and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband." "Does he use the ball kind?", enquired the clerk. "No", replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
A blonde was suffering from a sore-throat so she went to see a doctor. The doctor takes out a torch and says, "Open wide". "I can't", replies the blonde, "The chair's fitted with arms."
