Brunette: Last night, I had 3 orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over 10.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde (looking shocked): Oh, you mean with one guy?
Q: Why can't blondes water-ski?
A: When they get their crotch wet, they think they have to lay down.
Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.
Doctor (taking up his stethoscope): Big breaths.
Adolescent Blonde: Yeah and I'm not even thirteen.
Jeeto: I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.
Doctor: My dear, that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is!
Jeeto: The problem is that it wakes me up!
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap and it spreads easy.
"Do you have any batteries?" Preeto asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger, "Can you come this way?" "If I could come that way," Preeto says, "I wouldn't need the batteries."
Santa walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whisky and he drinks one and pours the other shot on his hand. He did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him, "Why is it you drink one shot and pour the other on your hand? Santa replies, "I'm getting my girl friend drunk!"
Banta and his wife went for a honeymoon trip. After enjoying the honeymoon for a week Preeto says, "Dear, let's go back".
Banta: Why Dear?
Preeto: Seven days make a whole week (hole weak).
Santa doing SWOT analysis:
Strength is my wife;
Weakness is my neighbour's wife;
Opportunity is when my neighbour is on tour;
Threat is when I am on tour.
