Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school today?
Pappu: My dad said to my mom, "I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave". So I'm saving it!
Q: What does blondes and computers have in common?
A: They both go down.
Banta: Girls say, "Guys have it easy not having to go through labor."
Santa: Try pissing with a boner, then we'll see who has it easy.
Q: What did one blondes leg say to the other?
A: Between you and me, we could make a lot of money.
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hot, before you put in the meat.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ear to make herself more attractive?
A: Her Ankles.
Q: How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?
A: The Joystick is wet.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An "Ironing Board's" legs are harder to open.
Q: Why did Santa buy his wife, a coat and a dildo for her birthday?
A: He figured if she doesn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.
