Pappu came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Pappu then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
Doctor: How can you say that your girlfriend has 2 holes in her ass?
Santa: Whenever I & Banta go to a party with her, people say, "here comes the sexy babe with 2 assholes."
Santa goes into a chemist for some Viagra. "Can I get it over the counter?", he asked. "You can if you take three", said the chemist.
Pappu comes home from school & tells dad, "I have the biggest tool in class, is it because - I am a Punjabi?"
Santa: Stupid, it's bcoz U are 18 & still in class 5th!
Santa to his wife, "I had a wet dream about you last night".
Jeeto: Awww, did you ?
Santa: Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
Santa: I don't understand the point of Dance Bars.
Banta: Why?
Santa: If I wanted a woman to take my money & sexually frustrate me, I better stay at home with my wife.
Banta to Santa: Why wasn't Jesus born in Punjab?
Santa: It was not feasible, due to resource constraint.
Banta: What do you mean by resource constraint?
Santa: Where in Punjab would they have found Three Wise Men & a 30year old Virgin?
Banta: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Santa: HAND made things are always costly.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
Santa: I told my wife I wanted to die in bed.
Preeto: You did last night and that too, 3 times.
