Santa(BA) saw a poster at a police station.
"2 ENGINEERS Wanted for Rape!"
Santa: Shit man! These engineers aways get the best jobs!
Banta: What do toys & women's boobs have in common?
Santa: They were both originally made for kids but dads ends up playing with them.
Pappu once asked his teacher, "Do hearts have legs?". The teacher answered, "Why do you ask that?"
Pappu replied, "Yesterday, I heard my dad said to our neighbour, 'Sweetheart, open your legs'."
Preeto: If I come to your room, do you promise me to be good?
Santa: Why just good? I promise to be fantastic.
Hair dresser: That man has so much dandruff. Let's give him 'Head and Shoulders'. Blonde: How do you give shoulders?
Santa: What is the similarity between sex and shave?
Banta: If you dont do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on the face.
Santa and Jeeto went to a chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing Rs 300 per pill price, Santa was astonished but Jeeto had a different opinion, "Oh, Rs 1,200 a year ain't too bad".
Pathan's wife got fed up with her husband and got a tattoo made on her bum
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P.T.O.
Santa and Banta in the US eating hot dogs for the first time. Santa opens the bread & looks inside. He feels embarrassed and asks Banta, "which part of the dog did you get?"
Jeeto: I wish I could have bigger breasts!
Santa: Press them against the couch and stay there all day & watch TV.
Jeeto: Will that Work?
Santa: Well honey, it has worked on your ass.
