Banta: How can you tell if your best friend is gay?
Santa: His dick tastes like shit.
Banta: Why are babies so fragile?
Santa: They are put together with just one screw.
Banta: What's the difference between a blond and a bowling ball?
Santa: You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
Banta: What three two-letter words denote "small".
Santa: Is it in?
Santa & Banta went to call girl. Banta came out & said, “Na, my wife is better.” Santa came out & said, “U are right. Yr wife is much better.”
Banta: How are women and condoms alike?
Santa: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Banta: What do gay men call used condoms?
Santa: Doggie bags!
Banta: What do sunken ships and used condoms have in common?
Santa: They're both filled with dead seamen.
Banta: What's the difference between the first & the second honeymoon?
Santa: The first honeymoon is Niagara the second is Viagra.
Banta: What's the best thing about a blow job?
Santa: Ten minutes of silence.
