Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"
Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".
Because every surgeon took her out!
Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:
"Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!
Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola
Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
Pappu: Dad what is 69?
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.
Preeto: OMG!
Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
Banta: How?
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
Aunty: Silent.
