FRIENDS are like PANTIES:
Some are classy;
Some are cheap;
Some pep you up;
Some are your favourite;
Some give you confidence;
Some get a little twisted;
Some simply crawl up your butts;
Some don't have the strength to hold you up;
And some actually cover your butt when you need them to!
I tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!
Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a women collects money, or items of value in exchange for sex!
The middle finger speaks for itself;
But some people aren't even worth the little bit of energy tt takes - to raise it!
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior!
Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove
Tears,
Fears and even
Underwears!
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake...
But I love them all!
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I mean, my friends!