Sexy = I want you!
Pretty = I like you!
Beautiful = I love you!
Gorgeous = All of the above!
Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
You should have pubic hair on your head... because you always have sex on your mind!
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off!
A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.
Love you, Dear Bra!
Do you like pudding? Well how about pudding my dick in your ass!
Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!
Hey Bitch! The only thing that's virgin about you is your nose; and even that's been fingered!
Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!
Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake!
