Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it.
You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same!
If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK!
Relationships are only of 2 types:
Senti types
and
Panty types!
Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!
At least a whore makes money for being a hoe. You on the other hand, do that for free!
If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ass!
I am not a crazy man, I do not seek perfection. All I want is a hot chick, to handle my erection.
Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.
Do you like soda? Cuz I'd mount-and-do you!