I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!
Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!
No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
It's the little things in life, that remind me of your Penis!
Love is not when you leave your girlfriend;
Love is when you leave her virgin!
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Your IQ is so low that you only pass a pregnancy test!
Hey girl,
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting a head?
You're as useless as a nun with big tits.