Remember when you need a good FUCK, I'll always be here for you. It's because FUCK stands for:
F: Friends
U: You
C: Can
K: Keep
So promise me that we will good FUCK forever!
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing and sex. It is all about trusting, respecting and accepting a guy with open legs, closed eyes and wet lips and saying,
.
..
...
"Push it in"!
WARNING MEN:
Women are using date rape drugs called blow jobs to lure men into scams called relationships.
You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't!
I really deeply wish that you were here with me in my room.
And on my bed, lights switched off and we get under the cover together...
to show you how my watch glows in the dark!
Come on over, to my beautiful place;
So I can cum, on your beautiful face!
Twinkle, Twinkle little whore;
You're cheaper than the dollar store!
There are 3 things in life that cause unnecessary problems when they break:
Love
Friendship and
Condoms!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game.
Boys do the thing,Girls get the blame.
One night in pleasure,Nine months of pain.
One day in hospital and a junior needs a name.