Boy: 2+2 is 4, 4 +5 is 9, I can get into yours but you can't get into mine.
Girl: 2+2 is 4, 4+5 is 9, I can know the length of yours but you can't know the depth of mine.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
My dick is so big that it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than yours.
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like your legs and all that's between.
Today is National Condom day!
A survey report says that 65% of all women carry condoms. The other 35% carry babies.
Choose how you spend your Valentine day!
Sex is good, sex is fine;
Doggy style or 69;
Just for fun or getting paid;
Everyone just loves getting laid;
So if you want me in the sack;
Lick your lips and text me back.
Happy Valentine's day!
Valentine's day:
Rs 3,000: Meal
Rs 2,000: Drinks
Rs 5,000: Presents
Rs 7,000: Hotel room
Your face when she tells you she is on her period:
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Priceless.
Happy Valentine's day!
Kiss on hand: I adore you;
Kiss on cheek: Let's be friends;
Kiss on neck: I want you;
Kiss on lips: I love you;
Kiss anywhere else: Let's not get carried away!
Lots of kisses for you almost everywhere!
Happy Valentine's day!
Changing perspective:
5th grade: So did you kiss her?
11th grade: So did you f**k her?
Happy Valentine's day!
Valentine's Day is the time when 'V' and 'D' come together.
Happy Valentine's day!