Mature



You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

'K'. Well, Potassium to you too, motherfucker!

Fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me?

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4 stages of love:
1. Hand in hand
2. Hand in that
3. That in hand
4. That in that
Now don't ask me, what is that!

I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Sorry, I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.

sms

Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.

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If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.

On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.

I'm not saying you're a slut but you're dirtier than my browser history.