You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
'K'. Well, Potassium to you too, motherfucker!
Fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me?
4 stages of love:
1. Hand in hand
2. Hand in that
3. That in hand
4. That in that
Now don't ask me, what is that!
I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Sorry, I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.
Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.
On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.
I'm not saying you're a slut but you're dirtier than my browser history.