Being gay is fine. Being bi-sexual is fine. Being straight is fine. Do you know what's not fine - Being You!
Friends are like an Underwear - always a comfort.
Good friends are like a Condom - always protecting.
Great friends are like a Viagra - lift you up when you are down!
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
Sweetie, your face is the only form of birth control you need!
I may not be "Fred Flintstone" but I can sure make your bed rock!
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and relationships.
Relationship: A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars and other valuable things in exchange for sex.
Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good.
I don't have enough middle fingers to tell you exactly how I feel.
I don't care if it's August or September, I just want to say, "I better have a f**king Valentine next February".