Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!
You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!
What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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Your girlfriend!
Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
Your best friend has three girlfriends.
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his Dick?
Come touch me gently, baby and make me yours;
I like your sweet smell, it makes me want you more.
Make love to me, stay in my arms and hug me tight;
I am your babe forever and not for just only one night!
Love happens when your spouse is out of town!
I just want to put onions in your pants and cry myself to sleep!
My name is XYZ... remember it by heart, you'll be screaming it later!