I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!
You're my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-fearing, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful friend.
In short, you're my...
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F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend!
Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered!
Those pants would look better on my floor!
If I were you, I'd have sex with me!
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked!
You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!
My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?
Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
Love surely comes from the heart... but I suspect that Boobs contribute a lot!