For a man, his friends are precious like his balls... very close, always reachable, hanging around doing nothing; and without them he is not a man!
Govt employees are like sperms,
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only 1 in a million works!
I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,
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it would be '1234'!
Can I buy you a drink... or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!
I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends!
Lust is when you stare at her boobs;
And love is when she lets you have the better view!
Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark!
Relationship Story:
First Dil;
Then Hotel Bill;
And finally iPill!
If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!