Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling Tic-Tac's in your bra?
Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off.
It's about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can!
Love sucks but true love... always swallows!
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your breasts?
Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
Please come-over to MySpace. We shall Google each other and you can Pinterest me and I shall Twitter you till we both Yahoo when I come over your Facebook!
I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
