Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
Navel!
3 Secrets of healthy and active life
1. Ramdev in the morning.
2. Namdev in the evening.
3. Kamdev at night.
Enjoy daily with these tridev.
Accidents take a second but sufferings last a lifetime!
Please ensure Condoms & Helmets are worn on appropriate "Heads" during "Respective Rides".
A School once held a contest for kids. the theme of d contest was, 'The Nicest Thing My Father Did For Me'....
The Winning kid said, "NOT WEARING A CONDOM"...
Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples...
Bloody POINTLESS!
There's absolutely no reason to fear menopause....
It's the eggs that expire & not the Hen....
And the Cock still enjoys it!
Life is like a Dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason!!
Man has 23 useless part. 20 Nails he can,t Hammer, 2 Balls he can't Throw and 1 Cock that doesn't Crow. Ladies don't laugh, ur Pussies cant catch Mice either!
On a condom dispensing machine, it was written "Very Safe - Strictly made as per High British standards".
Someone added below- " So was the Titanic, but it leaked."
