A great thought by a Naughty Woman....
Men are not attracted towards me because of my Mind. But they are attracted towards me because " I don't mind"!
However tiring the times may be;
Whatever situations life puts them through.
Strong men never look down;
Unless it's a woman's cleavage.
Little girl climbs a tree. Man sees, calls her down & gave her Rs. 100 to buy an Underwear. Girl tells Mom. Mom climbs next day. Man calls her down & gave Rs. 5 to Buy a RAZOR.
Homosexual: Someone trying to widen his friend's circle.
A loving husband tattooed, "I love you", on his Dick and showed it to his wife.
She replied: This is your old habit of putting words into my mouth.
The husband says to his wife: Get ready; you, me and the dog are going fishing. Wife says I don't want to go. Man gives her 3 choices. Fishing, blow job or take it up the arse. Wife picks the blow job. While sucking, she says, "It stinks of shit." The husband replies, "Even the dog didn't want to go fishing."
A famous prostitute died. People were confused regarding as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advise of a wise man, they wrote: AT LAST, SHE SLEEPS ALONE!
A coalition govt. is like a single hook bra. Some wonder what's holding it, while others r waiting for it to fall down & grab the opportunity with both hands!
Only love can remove Misunderstandings, Worries, Doubts, Fears, Tears and Underwears!
The word "Boob" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!
