These two words open many doors in life.
Push and Pull!
Don't you hate when you open a bag of chips and it's 30% full?
That's how guys feel about a push-up bra.
To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.
If the outer one breaks, she will know & if the inner one breaks, you will know!
Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller.
The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
Woman has man in it. Mrs. has Mr in it. Female has male in it. She has He in it. Madam has Adam in it.
No wonder then, men always want to be inside women!
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
