2 women were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "He acts so stupid", said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs", she added. "Yeah", her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind".
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week (hole weak).
3 good manners of a Dick
1. Courteous: It stands before performing
2. Emotional: It cries during the performance
3. Polite: It bows down after the performance.
Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pants pockets?
A: So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar?
A. You play at the top and finger the bottom.
Q: What's the ultimate in rejection?
A: You're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano ?
A: A diseased pussy on your organ.
Q: How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer ?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball ?
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a Bowling Ball.
