Q: What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A: A bloody waste of fucking time.
Q: What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A: 'Pussy' bcoz you have to leave the bags outside.
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony ?
A: It's not hard.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex ?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common ?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
According to research, the life of a smoker decreases by 5 minutes everytime he burns a cigarette. And every fuck increases man's life by 8 minutes. That implies that fucking smokers live forever.
On the first day, in a kindergarten, the young Miss introduced herself and was teaching the kids how to remember her name. "Now, listen, my name is Prussy- it is pussy with an R in it."
Next day, she asked one of the kids whether he remembered her name. The boy replied "Yes, madam, your name is Crunt!"
Q: What do you call an adolescent rabbit ?
A: A pubic hair
What do women do immediately after sex?
5% sleep straight away
5% go to bathroom to wash
5% read a book
85% go look for their vibrators!!
Question: Why is masturbation better than sex?
Answer: Because you can see what you are doing!
