I'm no religious man, but blowjobs are a great way for bad girls to pay for their sins.
A wise man once said:
Ignore anything that comes out of a woman's mouth unless it needs wiping & putting it back in your trousers!
Q: Why do women have beautiful foreheads?
A: So that men have a place to kiss them after a 'Blowjob'.
Girl: It's too tight. Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly. Girl: Push it in. Boy: Ah! I can't. Girl: It's painful. Boy: Forget it, . .. ... We'll buy a new Wedding Ring!
Q: What's the difference between a Sin and a Shame?
A: It's a Sin to stick it in and a Shame to take it out.
Q: What's the difference between a Virgin and a Washing Machine?
A: A Washing Machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?
A: You know it's wrong but sooner or later, you are going to touch it with your tongue!
What is the difference between a man & a woman?
A man has the same dick between his 2 legs all his life, a woman may not!
Girls, fuck a Valentine. If all you need is an ounce then ride to McDonald's.
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me, I'm going in.
