Q: Why do the dogs lick themselves off?
A: Because they can't make a fist.
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!
Q:What does a pizza delivery boy have in common with a gynaecologist?
A:They both can smell it but they can't eat it.
Treat men like underwear. Throw out the old and ratty but keep the ones that make you feel sexy and pretty.
Doctor: Ur knees all blistered?
Lady: Coz of doggy style!
Doctor: Can't u do it any other style?
Lady: Oh, I can, but my dog can't!
A woman whose hubby took "Extra Dosage of Viagra", to her friend: My Husband has become so horny that I can't even 'YAWN' in front of him.
Kate was disappointed with Williams. She always thought a Ruler had 12 inches.
Best lines by a cockroach to a young man, " I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can".
Charity gig tonight in aid of people who struggle to achieve orgasm - don't worry if you can't come.
Women's tears are like male sperms, one in million is for the right cause...
