A Punjabi couple was having sex. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan!
Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega!
We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place!
Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel!
At 33, he quits smoking (Will Power)
At 43, he quits drinking (Will Power)
At 53, he quits gambling (Will Power)
At 63, he quits sex (Power Failure)
Customer: Can I ask you about the menu please?
Waitress: The men I please is none of your business!
Pick-Up Line for the 21st Century:
But if you die a virgin, think of all those terrorists waiting for you!
Breaking News:
China has stopped exporting sex toys with immediate effect.
Says, "Go Fuck Yourself"!
The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you put the cucumber!
China has the largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women the men are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'!
Could this have been possible without English language skills?
"Four insurance companies are in competition.
One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the erection to the resurrection!"
