Doctor: So what is the most important thing that's missing from your sex life?
Husband: Sex!
I wonder what chairs think about all day:
"Oh, here comes another asshole!"
What is the perfect example of both Good and Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good Luck)
but at the same time dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)!
What is the difference between a Clitoris and Foster Lager?
A Clitoris only tastes like piss for a second!
She used Vaseline to give me a handjob.
I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it off!
What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get!
What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been bed-ridden!
What is the definition of disgusting?
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!
Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao!
Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
Mom: Why?
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!
